Urgent - Happening now
or drop what you're doing.
Give me a few seconds - But count by minutes and maybe even hours unless it's urgent.
Momentarily - In progress, but I didn't say how fast.
In a few minutes - At 1:48AM the following morning.
Today - Tonight at 11:59PM (we didn't give a timezone)
Coming tomorrow morning - Still morning in India right?
Tomorrow - By 5:00PM that day of course.
This week - Somewhere between M-F
Very Soon - We should get it out this week, but can we include Saturday & Sunday?
Next week - Still on target for the following week. Hurray!
Shortly - Sometime around late next week, plus weekends.
Coming Soon - Shortly + 1 week.
We're wrapping things up - 3 to 6 weeks.
Look for it within the month - 'Just after' the start of the 4th week.
Beginning in (next month) - Beginning first day of the month after the previously stated one.
A few months - In 2 to 4 months.
In the upcoming months - We've just finished the concept and we'll start working on it in the coming weeks.
In the coming weeks - So it'll be available in a few months.
Q2 - Day before Q3 (repeat same for other quarters)
This year - By December 31st
Early next year - Summer of said year.
Planned - When it's done, it made it to the list didn't it?
This year's holiday season - we didn't specify which holiday did we?
We're finishing this feature up now - When we feel like it, but we're not stuck or out of ideas, it just takes some time.
January or maybe even March - Do you really expect it Jan or Feb?
Until the problem is fixed with an update, use the following workaround - We'll fix that eventually, sit tight.